
Old. Arizona.
mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
(via jigglypuffsvevo)
not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers
Parallax, my friend
thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″
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Me: picks up literally everything possible in a game
The game: your inventory is full
Me: :O
(via punkmonksteven)
i just know that the writers of Veep and Parks and Recreation are pissed they couldn’t come up with something this funny asdsadfhffvjkl 😂😂😂
i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad
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