The Owl's Mask

Hello, my name is Desirae. I'm 22 and live in Phoenix, AZ.

August 19, 2014 11:43 pm

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via sometimethisyear)

11:27 pm

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability, via sometimethisyear)

11:10 pm

surprisebitch:

there are 3 types of people

(Source: orangeis, via zackisontumblr)

10:54 pm
"How am I supposed to get a boyfriend in real life when I can’t even get one on the Kim K game"

Me (via serbss)

(via charizard)

10:38 pm

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via charizard)

10:21 pm

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

image

(via charizard)

10:05 pm

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via charizard)

9:48 pm

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(via zackisontumblr)

9:32 pm
  • me: i had a bad dream lol
  • boy: what happened tell me about it
  • me: i dont wanna talk about it
  • boy: ok
  • me: so ur not gonna ask what it was about
9:15 pm

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via andrewquo)